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  • 這個玩笑開大了作文500字

       我清晰地記得,那是一個木曜日的下戰書,剛起頭上第三節時,教員就告訴大師她要去開會,請同窗們盲目恪守規律。聽了這個“喜信”后,大師一片喝彩!

       教室里恬靜了一會兒,接著炸開了鍋,只聽有喊:“解放了!解放了!”整個教室又亂又鬧,就像菜市場。我也想到了一個“壞點子”。趁代德杰不留意,偷偷把他的鋼筆放到武素超的鉛筆盒里。接著,我居心借代德杰的鋼筆,讓他發覺鋼筆不見了。十分焦急的他,滿教室找,可仍然沒有發覺,眼淚都快出來了。

       現正在該我上場了,我拆做很焦急的樣子,號召大師一路步履,紛歧會兒,武素超就正在他的鉛筆盒里找到了,他拿著鋼筆,漲紅了臉,想要注釋,卻又支支吾吾地說不出來。代德杰一把奪過鋼筆,對武素超吼道:“你為什么拿我的鋼筆?”“我沒拿,我也不曉得你的鋼筆怎樣會正在我這里。”武素超倉猝注釋。代德杰嘲笑一聲:“哼,你不曉得,莫非鋼筆本人長腳跑到你那里去了?你不消注釋了,必然是你拿的!”我眼看著這場“鋼筆風浪”愈演愈烈,若是被教員發覺,查詢拜訪下去,那么……

       我曉得事態的嚴沉性,可又不敢認可,突然,我靈機一動,想到了個填補的法子。我以一個魯仲連的身份,抱著調整的心態說:“我們都是那么好的伴侶,若是由于這件小事而傷了和氣,是不是太不值了,如許吧,這件事就算我的錯,不要再吵了。”你別說,還實無效,他倆總算恬靜下來了。此時的我也長舒了一口吻。

       雖然這件事曾經過去了,但只需一想起來,我就十分慚愧,下次教員不正在講堂時,,必然不要開這么大的打趣!

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